cause normal just isn't working for you!
The names Zephyr. I live in Jacksonville Florida. I really love anime, movies and video games. I post anything that I find entertaining and I try to keep it moderately safe for work. I will post things about equality or social justice from time to time but only things I'm really serious about. Why not right it is my blog.
Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE
Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.
I had just gotten home from school and my older brother was home so I started annoying him while wearing my unicorn mask and he just stops and goes
"fine. fine. I know how to deal with this"
and goes into his room
and comes out with an actual samurai sword
anD CHASES ME
SAYING HE’S A UNICORN HUNTER
HELP HE’S 21